Airinyourtires

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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yourphysicsiskarkatrocious

JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.

JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?

MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…

arealliveghost

holy shit

hi-pot-and-news

Literally what is going on?

zenosanalytic

I like how this simple pokemon joke comic brings us from Chomsky’s example of how free will and order can arise from a materialist universe via the example of language(and thus, that materialism is not wholly and inherently deterministic) all the way back to Plato, 2000+ years ago, stupidly arguing that you’re born knowing everything, learning is impossible, and all knowledge is just memory from a pre-existence union with Perfect/Ideal Divinity.

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aropride

i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.

aropride

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^ type of guy id see in the local walmart age 13 who would give me the will to live for the next 5 years

catboybiologist

Okay rbing with a bit of commentary

But there's def an enormous group of cishets that are supportive, but incredibly incredibly awkward around queer people. If this is you (tbh I don't think there's a single cishet in my followers list at this point but hey just in case) PLEASE keep signalling it, even in dumb little awkward ways. I see a random piece of pride merch and it makes me that much more comfortable around someone <3

shortgremlinman
writing-prompt-s

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

jumpingjacktrash

first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?

second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.

me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.

alien scientists: (staring)

me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.

first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)

second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.

me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.

me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?

scientists: (silence)

me: … oh my god.

scientists: we’re grad students.

djhinnwe

I need this as a film.

insanity-of-flora

The aliens submit their research on the human species, and their captive human (having learned to read their language because students cannot keep paperwork in order) Submits their own counter-critique of their study from having lived it.

nawilla

The human subject is also granted a degree.  It is not honorary.

p0tato-kn1shes
androgynealienfemme

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Sex Change Just ‘Legal Correction’”, March 31. 1956.

made-nondescript

Wanted to verify/thought this was interesting so I dug up some more about him!

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"The day his sister said 'I think I'm a boy'," Sunday Pictorial, 01 Apr 1956

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"Bridegroom was a woman months ago," The Province, 11 Jun 1957

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"'Ex-science mistress' marries," The Birmingham Mail, 11 Jun 1957

Note: Two of these articles were reported in newspapers across America, Canada, and England: the first (in OP post) and the third.

Sadly, I don't have access to an Ancestory subscription right now and I can't find the birth date or death date or place of burial for either him or his wife, or if they ever had kids :( Newspapers.com results drop off sharply after 1957 so this is all I could find

If anyone does, I would love to see what you can find!! Although, based on censored information Ancestory WILL show me, it looks like he lived as Donald Bury until the end of his life :]

mortimermcmirestinks

official-kircheis asked:

wake up babe new IE language dropped

surullinensaukko

@protoindoeuropean

protoindoeuropean

I was just at the summer school organized by the very people mentioned in the article who told us about the find a day before it was officially announced, but they couldn't really tell us much about it yet. We did see a picture of the tablet (but couldn't take photos of course), but unfortunately I sat in the back and could only really follow what was pointed out – Prof. Schwemer commented that he suspects the introductory part to the passage should have said URUKalašmili rather than URUKalašmi, (-ili as the adverbial suffix used for languages),* some people also recognized the word for 'eye', completely identical to Cuneiform Luwian, which is one of the indications why it might belong to the Luwic branch.

This is the tablet no. 26 found in Boğazköy this year (which has been surprisingly productive, in previous years sometimes only 4 or 5 tablets were found in the whole year) and the detailed analysis of the finds – including this tablet – will be published some time in March of next year.

*It is important to note then that it is not (just) modern-day linguists identifying the text as belonging to a distinct dialect – distinct enough to consider it a language –, but also the Hittites themselves identifying it as a distinct reality (cf. the situation with Kanišite Hittite, an Anatolian (possibly Hittite) chronolect preceeding the attested Anatolian languages, based on the anthroponymic material from the documents of the Assyrian merchant colonies in Anatolia, where the limitations with regards to that are obvious).

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trashasaurusrex

hello, I am opening ko-fi commissions with you all (12 lots per month)

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Examples!